From: Patent Tactics, George Brock-Nannestad
Seva <[log in to unmask]> asked
> wouldn't a good scotch be equally efficacious?
> David Lewis wrote:
> >1. fit it back together
> >2. record it at the slowest speed possible
> >3. speed up the recording
> >4. shot of gin - that part you should still do
> >David N. Lewis
> >Assistant Classical Editor, All Music Guide
----- better, even: use it in tape form on the side facing the wall!!