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From: "David Lennick" <[log in to unmask]>
> Funny thing..last night on NUMB3RS, someone had a student repair her CD player
> and he ended up frying a CD. This afternoon I found what looked like a
> partially melted CD on my lawn.
>
No...that was merely proof of the fact that the apparently-endless
stream of "Free AOL" discs has finally inspired extra-planetary
wrath...!

Steven C. Barr