Just for the halibut, tons of "Casablanca" (the boy stood on the burning deck) 
parodies. Some are actually funny. Many are disgusting..view at your own risk. 
A few were taught to me at my mother's knee or some other joint.

My favourite:

The boy stood on the burning deck
He did not see the train
Va'yiskad, ya'yis kadish
Shemerah ba. Amen.

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=25468&messages=57&page=1&desc=yes

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Robert J Hodge wrote:
> The boy stood on the boining deck 
> Eatin' peanuts by the peck.
> Why oh why did he not go?
> Because he knew he'd float!
> 
> BH