See the Canonical List of Weird Band Names: 

Damien J. Moody
Information Technology Services
Library of Congress
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Hank <[log in to unmask]>
06/11/2005 07:23 PM
        To:     Hank <[log in to unmask]>
        Subject:        Band names

Before starting a band, you should know that the following actual names 
are taken:

  [ a ]
   Albino Toilet Boys
   Alcoholics Unanimous
   Apocalypse Hoboken

  [ b ]
   Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
   The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
   Band Over
   Band That Shot Liberty Valence
   Barbara's Bush
    Ben Steele and His Bare Hands
   Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
   The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
    Bowing for Dollars
   The Boxing Ghandis
   Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
   Breakfast in Beruit
    Brooklyn Corn Dodgers
   Bulimia Banquet

  [ c ]
   Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
   Carnage Asada
   Cindy Brady's Lisp
   Cortizone 5
   Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

  [ d ]
   The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
   The Dead Sea Squirrels
   The Dead Kennedys
   The Dick Clarks
   The Dick Nixons
   Drunks With Guns

  [ e ]
   e. coli
   Edith Head
   Electric Prostates
   Elvis Hitler
   Ethyl Merman

  [ f ]
   Fearless Iranians From Hell
   Fields of Shit
   The 4-Skins
   Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
   The French are from Hell
   Fromage d'Amour

  [ g ]
   Gefilte Joe and the Fish

  [ h ]
   Headless Marines
   Hell Camino
   Herpes Cineplex
   Hindu Garage Sale
   Hitler's Bikini
   HIV and the Positives
   Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
    Hopalong Casio and His Texas Instruments
   Hornets Attack Minnie's Mouse

  [ i ]
   Inhale Mary

  [ j ]
   Janitors Against Apartheid
   Jehovah's Waitresses
   Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
   Jesus Christ Super Fly
   Jesus Chrysler Supercar
   Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
   Jonestown Punch

  [ k ]
   Kathleen Turner Overdrive
   Kerrigan's Knees

  [ l ]
   Lack of Afro
   Lawn Piranhas
   The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
   Lee Harvey Keitel
   Lesbian Ninjas
   Louder Than God

  [ m ]
   Mao Tse Helen
   Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
   Max Roach and the Holders
   Minnie Pearl's Jam
   Mr. Happy and the Genocides
   My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

  [ n ]
   Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
   Nervous Christians and the Lions
   Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
   Not Drowning, Waving

  [ p ]
   Pabst Smear
   Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
   Penis DeMilo
   Pepto Dismal
   Phlegm Fatale
   Poultry in Motion
   Pretentious Flamedogs
   The Pro-Midget Mafia
   Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
   Psycho Sluts from Hell
   Pungent Frustration

  [ r ]
   Raging Pimps of Doom
   Reluctant Stereotypes
   Results of Inbreeding
   Retarded Elf
   Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

  [ q ]
   Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

  [ s ]
   Sandy Duncan's Eye
   Screaming Headless Torsos
   Screaming Iguanas of Love
   Screaming Moist Accountants
   Septic Death
   Seven Year Bitch
   The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
   Shirley Temple of Doom
   Shirley Temple Pilots
   Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
   Skeptic Tank
   Smegma & the Nuns
   The Sound of Munich
   Spastic Colon
   The Sphinctones
   Stukas Over Bedrock

  [ t ]
   Taliban Tootsies
   Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
   The Telephony Bandits of Doom
   Thank God We're Immortal
   They Tried To Frame OJ
   To Live and Shave in LA
   Toxic Shock and the Tampons
   Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
   Tragic Mulatto Hairdo
   Transsexual Hitler

  [ u ]
   Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies

  [ v ]
   The Velcro Pygmies
   Vic Morrow's Head

  [ w ]
   The Well Hung Hungarians
   Willie Nelson Mandela

  [ y ]
   Yoko Homo
    Youngers of Zion

  [ z ]
   Zombies Under Stress