Just for the halibut, tons of "Casablanca" (the boy stood on the burning deck) parodies. Some are actually funny. Many are disgusting..view at your own risk. A few were taught to me at my mother's knee or some other joint. My favourite: The boy stood on the burning deck He did not see the train Va'yiskad, ya'yis kadish Shemerah ba. Amen. http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=25468&messages=57&page=1&desc=yes dl Robert J Hodge wrote: > The boy stood on the boining deck > Eatin' peanuts by the peck. > Why oh why did he not go? > Because he knew he'd float! > > BH